Okay, I lied because these jeggings are actually pretty freaking stupid! Essentially, they feature a zippered pocket for your smartphone so you can talk hands free (blue tooth anyone?) or text with your cell in your pants while still on the go. The Smartphone Valencia Jeggings will be available on Alphynind.com in March, however, there’s no indication of how much they’ll cost yet. We hope not too much, because we don’t know any true fashionistas who would ever be caught dead donning a pair of smartphone pants. Don’t companies know us betches like carrying a purse!? Come on people, get to know your audience!