There’s something strange about seeing a young boy who looks like an even younger boy get frisky with his girlfriend. Especially when the girlfriend looks like she could pass for 25.
Every time a new ‘sexy’ photo of this couple surfaces, I can’t help but think that there should be laws against this sort of thing. But then I remember that Selena Gomez is a very mature 19, Beibs is 17, and well, you add it up. Though it’s not really their age that bothers me. Seventeen is usually an acceptable time for awkward smooching to be taking place. But other 17-year-old’s actually look seventeen. Bieber? Without knowing, I’d guess he couldn’t be more than 14. Was it because I was also young at the time, or did Justin and Britney actually look like two adults, capable of PDA? (Go ahead, take a moment to Google image search that adorably attractive pair at the height of their matching denim days.)
I know the simple solution is to just not click on these photos anymore, and let the kids have their fun, but I can’t not look. It’s like a car wreck, but instead of twisted aluminum and metal, it’s lips. But I don’t want to see his boyish face kissing anyone’s anymore, or doing that awful wraparound move that teenagers are always doing in the hallways of high schools. I don’t care that these kids aren’t in high school; I don’t want to see them kissing on the beach, at an awards show, on their private jet, or on Santa Monica Boulevard, either. At least not until Biebs grows some hair on his face, capeesh?