Every now and then when I think I’ve seen it all, I realize I haven’t. I’m not even close. When I found out about the Vagina Foot, Oral Sex Snorkel, and the Middle Finger Dildo, I almost died. WTF? I need to know who these genius/creeptastic inventors are.
I’ll start with the Oral Sex Snorkel. It’s a little silly looking, but apparently you can breathe normally whilst being in a woman’s nether-region. Ugh.
Then there’s the lovely Vagina Foot.Â If you have a foot fetish (like some men do), this’ll be your jam for jackin’ off.Â Just insert your member into this nifty little foot, and it’ll feel just like vaj! Hooray!
And, if a lady in your life offends you (but in a hot/kinky kinda way), you might want to give her the finger.Â Literally.