What better way to say “I support equal rights” than showering with the leader of Civil Rights himself?! Martin “Loofah” King can scrub away years of guilt and injustice in the shower. It even mocks his infamous “I have a dream” by saying “I have a clean.” That doesn’t even make any sense!!! Inappropriate. “Have A Wash and Be Inspired!” For real?! Come on. Who’s even going to buy this anyway? Next there will be a Rosa “Sparks” cigarette lighter or a “Soothin'” B. Anthony line of foot cream. Yeah, I just made them up. Don’t steal them, I’ve already started the trademark paperwork.
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