Scandal Alert: Olympic Condom Controversy

Written by Gary

Everyone hold onto your hats, because we have a full scale Olympic scandal on our hands! You may think I am talking about steroid abuse, cheating, or genetically altered Olympic cyborgs, but alas, I am talking about condoms. Apparently Olympic officials have found a bucket of Australian “Kangaroo Condoms”, whose tagline is: for the gland down under. Maybe its a language barrier, but the word gland makes me want to do the opposite of have sex (watch a Jennifer Aniston movie).

Durex is the official condom sponsor of the Olympic Village. Officials have a team of “brand police” working on the case, and trying to figure out who planted the condoms. Is it a joke? A political statement?

I think not. I think somebody just didn’t want to use a Durex brand condom, and frankly I don’t blame them. Have you ever used a Durex condom? Its like sticking your dick into a length of PVC pipe.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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