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Nine Male Superheroes Get Hello-Kittied

male superheroes adn hello kitty
Written by Gary

Nine of the world’s most famous male superheroes get prettified.

male superheroes adn hello kitty

I have never really found superheroes to be that hyper masculine. Honestly, dudes running around saving helpless women while wearing tights and masks always seemed a little gay to me. My childhood heroes were the hot men of the International Male catalogue, because it takes real balls to maintain your dignity while wearing a fishnet shirt and vinyl thong. To drive this point home, here are a few open letters to the superheroes of the world:

Dear Thor,

Allowing Chris Hemsworth to ransack Portia De Rossi’s wig closet and borrow Tim Allen’s hammer does not a superhero make.

 

Dear Superman,

If I wanted to sleep with a guy that wears a spandex bodysuit under his clothes at all times and hangs out in phone booths I would seek out a Japanese businessman.

 

Dear Spiderman,

Taking off your glasses, covering up your face, and shooting goo out of your fingers doesn’t make you any less of a nerd. In fact, you just sound like someone who trolls internet chat rooms trying to land an online girlfriend.

 

That being said, someone went the extra mile and Hello-Kittied the shit out of these male superheroes, and the result is so fabulous that I would be remiss if I didn’t share it.

God bless Photoshop for giving little gay boys everywhere something to aspire to.

READ MORE: Mangetsu Man: The Japanese Superhero That Keeps Tokyo Clean

male superheroes and hello kitty

male superheroes and hello kitty

male superheroes and hello kitty

male superheroes and hello kitty

male superheroes and hello kitty

male superheroes and hello kitty

male superheroes and hello kitty

male superheroes and hello kitty

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About the author

Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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