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Introducing the Crystal Dildo

crystal dildos
Written by Gary

Crystal dildo: the newest sex trend to hit the masturbation scene.

crystal dildos

I have always wondered how cavewomen masturbated. Cavemen seem like the kind of guys who would just bend you over a rock and do their business, which as we all know is hot in theory, and horrible in practice. Enter: Crystal dildos.

The healing powers of crystals have been celebrated since antiquity, so if your vagina is feeling a little depressed perhaps a crystal dildo is in order.

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Sex toys nowadays come in every shape, size and synthetic material, so why not shove a stone up your cooch?

The good news is, the crystal dildos are all natural so you don’t have to worry about harmful chemicals or parabens. The shape is also a lot less intimidating to men, which is good because nothing says ‘I am not satisfied with your penis’ then pulling out a huge black rubber dildo and asking to get railed like Amtrak. #TooSoon?

crystal dildos

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About the author

Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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