How To Breed An Olympian: Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattles

Written by Elizabeth Mitchell

How else do you think Jordyn Wieber got so strong?

Isn’t it about time you got your toddler in shape? Obviously the parents of the US women’s gymnastics team knew that buffing up their babes was as important as hitting the jungle gym after preschool if they wanted to breed little Olympians. And breed gold medalists they sure did. So what are you waiting for? Start trimming the baby fat ASAP and make sure little Jordyn does her sets of 10 while you sweat it out on the treadmill. Hey, someone’s got to be the breadwinner in this family someday, don’t they?

Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle, $7.99

About the author

Elizabeth Mitchell

Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456

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