Nobody can hurl insults the way a Golden Girl can.
It has come to my attention that there are a vast number of people out there who have never seen The Golden Girls. Luckily I was raised gay, in the South, so Golden Girls was basically my touchstone to snark. Long before there was Sex and The City, Golden Girls were tearing each other down, drinking cocktails (mostly made of prune juice) and sleeping with gaggles of eligible men. Golden Girls paved the way for sarcasm, and homosexuality, and sluttiness.
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If you have never seen it, I suggest you binge watch it immediately. Hopefully these sick burns, courtesy of my favorite old Miami ladies (only one of whom is still alive) will whet your whistle.
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