Best Golden Girls Burns of All Time

golden girls burns
Written by Gary

Best Golden Girl burns of all time.

Nobody can hurl insults the way a Golden Girl can.

golden girls burns

It has come to my attention that there are a vast number of people out there who have never seen The Golden Girls. Luckily I was raised gay, in the South, so Golden Girls was basically my touchstone to snark. Long before there was Sex and The City, Golden Girls were tearing each other down, drinking cocktails (mostly made of prune juice) and sleeping with gaggles of eligible men. Golden Girls paved the way for sarcasm, and homosexuality, and sluttiness.

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If you have never seen it, I suggest you binge watch it immediately. Hopefully these sick burns, courtesy of my favorite old Miami ladies (only one of whom is still alive) will whet your whistle.

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About the author


Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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