Child, please! I canâ€™t help it. I want to â€œkiss da baby, shut the front door,â€ I mean, â€œcâ€™mon son!â€
Thereâ€™s no other NFL player that gets me so damn excited like Ocho Cinco does. If you’re not a fan, it will only take me a few minutes to get you hooked and following the former Chad Johnson who changed his named to match his number.
It all started late summer when I started watching â€œHard Knocksâ€ on HBO. This year they followed the Cincinnati Bengals (or “The Ocho Cinco Show”). From the beginning I could not get enough of the â€œOcho Cincoâ€ moments. Ohâ€¦and there were many amazing moments. Like when he coined the phrase â€œchild pleaseâ€ and explained that â€œitâ€™s a nice way to say â€˜f*ck you.â€™â€™ Or when he went to Claireâ€™s for some accessories. I love how he just doesnâ€™t give a f*ck, rolls up into Claireâ€™s and scoops up some CZ’s for his ears. What did we learn today kids? That â€œjust â€˜cause you got money doesnâ€™t mean you gotta go spend it.â€ Showing the price to the camera Chad says, â€œI get the same effect with these right there man.â€ Right after that he shows off his black AMEX. How can you not love that?
- Not too long after I fell in love with #85 on â€œHard Knocks,â€ I started following him on Twitter. There are so many blah blahs on Twitter, but c’mon son! Ocho Cinco does not disappoint! Thereâ€™s never a dull moment and I donâ€™t know anyone else who tweets as much as him (oh yeah, John Mayerâ€¦but his were like verbal â€˜rhea every 20 seconds. I had to unfollow that shit). If you follow him, â€œyouâ€™re getting a show.â€ Last night he told his followers that he was heading to J. Alexanders in Cincy and dinner was on him if they wanted to meet up. Hereâ€™s how it went down:
OGOchoCinco Anybody in Cincy want to join me for dinner, headed to J Alexanders in Hyde park, dinner on me
- OGOchoCinco Leave the house now, oh and for the crazy folks I have an off duty officer with me, see yall in the bar area in 10 minutes
If I was in Cincy, I would have been there. This is how you treat fans. And last Friday he entertained me. While I was bored at work, Ocho Cinco was sneaking into movies:
OGOchoCinco Pay for one movie then hide in the bathrooms till each movie starts, works for me, try it sometimes people, save money for mcdonalds
OGOchoCinco I’m a Professional movie hopper,I set records for most movies watched in a day back in 1992, also bring your own food and drinks (bookbag)
Other random deets about the O-C that get me all oooo weeee:
His latest product endorsement: â€œOcho Cinco condomsâ€ cumming soon. He guarantees theyâ€™ll â€œcatch everything a Johnson shoots.â€ (Said on â€œHard Knocksâ€ and Twitter)
Him and Lilâ€™ Wayne are producing a â€œChild Pleaseâ€ song for reals
Check out the all-pink gear heâ€™s wearing all of October in support of Breast Cancer Awareness Month
He is amazing. Honestly what more can I say? I gotta go. Itâ€™s time to kiss da baby you hos!