Gaga is Going to Kick Your Ass, Meghan Phelps

Written by Bryce


Meghan Phelps, we know you represent the Westboro Baptist Church in their fight against all things evil: Gays, Jews, People with Big Hair, Asians, Muslims, and most importantly- Lady Gaga.


Meghan Phelps has decided to take this Armageddon to a new level by recording her own version of “Poker Face.”  In the song she refers to Gaga as having a “whorish face.”  While that may be true, we’re fairly certain that the downfall of mankind is NOT Lady Gaga.  In fact, we suspect it has nothing to do with gays, Muslims, Jews, black people, Asians, or any other Westboro Baptist Target.

@LadyGaga "Poker Face" parody by WBC is done! Lyrics: http://tiny.cc/LGL2 Music: sound bite

Mazel tov, Meghan Phelps, you’re a dumb shit and I think you might enjoy hanging out with Lynzee.

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber


  • i’m not a violent person, but i kinda want to punch her in the throat. i bet it took her awhile to make that god awful parody… time better spent perhaps working to help others or better the planet. or at least think up some new fonts for those cheery “GOD HATES FAGS” posters.

  • It’s so ridiculous… it’s awesome!

    Instead of wasting her time and energy hating on somebody she doesn’t need even know, this “Christian” lady should perhaps help other people in need at her local charity instead. What a stupid cow.


  • Why is it those who say you are going to burn in hell are already headed there. I guess being rude and mean to others is okay to her G-d.

  • It’s pretty clear the what the source of all this craziness is: Meghan really digs Gaga, and wants to be more like her. That certainly wasn’t parody, it was a damn tribute. Give it up to GaGa, Meghan!

  • It never ceases to amaze me that the most judgemental, mean spirited, nasty people are “God fearing?” If they truly understood what “God” is all about they would be showing us by demonstration and actions. Hmmm… what is Meghan PHelps demo-ing here?
    Please, I didn’t even get through the entire parody because I prefer Lady G’s version better. LOL

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