FOX News Alert: Sesame Street Makes Kids Homos

Written by Bryce

Thanks, Fox.

According to this Fox News report Sesame Street pushes a totally liberal agenda that’s just unsettling for homophobes everywhere. Basically the equation is as follows: Elmo = Homo

That’s right, if you expose your toddler to Elmo and encourage watching Sesame Street as a form of entertainment and education, you’re totally destined to end of with a wild, raving fairy for a kid that wants nothing more than to be prom queen and dress up in glitter heels forever and ever.

PS that’s all fine by me. Bring on the Elmo.

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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