Everyone always talks about how perfect Barbie is, but I beg to differ. First of all, she has no vagina. Any guy will tell you that no matter how attractive a woman is, without a vagina she isn’t worth her weight in tampons. Second, she has no nipples. I’m pretty sure it’s written in the bible that the nipples are the eyes of the chest. Nipples are a focal point, and without them there is nowhere to look. To prove my point about Barbie, I found the most unflattering photos of her on the Internet. Enjoy!
Barbie’s first time hanging out with Lindsay Lohan.