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Fake Pregnancy Made Easy: Always Positive Pregnancy Test

Written by Bryce

Fake pregnancy is the most timeless April Fools solution, and there’s an easy way to pull it off.

You’ve been searching for the perfect April Fools prank to ruin your lover’s day. Salt in his coffee or toothpaste in between his Oreos just doesn’t have enough oomph, because you’re a balls-to-the-wall kind of gal who settles for nothing less than a complete life 180 for the one day each year it’s acceptable. Fake pregnancy, for so many women, is the only way to achieve mile high levels of April Fools glory.

“The Right Time prank pregnancy test was designed to give positive results under any circumstance and is a great gag for you to play on your husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, parents or anyone else that you feel like joking. The tests could be used as a joke at a bridal shower, bachelorette party, or any other shenanigans you may have in mind. Using urine on the test is not necessary because it was manufactured to turn positive using any liquid that is not too acidic.”

It’s available here at Amazon. If you buy a few you’ll qualify for free shipping, so, there’s that.

I’m sure you can think of other occasions to use this, but, please remember that any day other than the first of April is a totally cruel psychological game and you’ll likely end up in Hell. Peace, love, and prenatals.

 

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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