Ease Up, Kanye

Written by Bryce

Seriously, Kanye, stop tweetin’

Dear Kanye West,

I believe your recent tweet regarding Britney’s new single is suggesting that your song with Jay-Z is better. Maybe it is, but we take Britney pretty seriously around here and don’t appreciate lyrics like “what you think I rap for to push a Rav 4?” …In the name of a struggling economy we celebrate Toyotas, and Britney’s ongoing hair/makeup battle.

Ever so sincerely,


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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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