Losing your penis is a concept I didn’t even know existed until I read a recent article on Men’s Health about “Your Manhood’s Biggest Health Threat.”
Knowledge is power, and so although this ain’t the sexiest topic, I feel a responsibility to share this excerpt with our male readership:
What had started out as a small pimple on McCartney’s left groin was threatening his manhood–and his life. The diagnosis? A deadly strain of staph infection called methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, commonly known as MRSA. The root cause? A pesky ingrown hair.
I don’t even have a shaft and I am traumatized for life.
Since we’d love for our readers to stay virile, here’s a healthy recommendation to eliminate the problem at its source: Completely Bare’s Razor Bump Blaster – priced at $32 on the company’s website. The pads are formulated with glycolic acid 5% and salicylic acid 2% and designed for the face and neck, but seriously, you also should use them down there.