Welcome to the beginning of the rest of your life. Cronuts are croissant/donut hybrids. Cronuts are the latest dessert craze to hit NYC (they were introduced about a week ago). Cronuts are everything you’ve ever wanted. Your life is complete.
Here is what you need to do: go to New York City if you’re not there already. Then, go to Dominique Ansel Bakery (189 Spring Street!!). Stand in the line that is now apparently longer than the one that was outside of SoulCycle when Jake Gyllenhaal was teaching a class. Fight people for your cronut. Then, go to cronuts.org to talk about your emotions and share the Instagrams you inevitably took.
Are you dying?