Being able to tell someone you hate them is a necessary skill, especially when you are a bad ass bitch.
I don’t hate many people, but I do keep a list. In order to earn my hate you have to do something very specific and personal to me, otherwise you will just fall into the categories of “extreme dislike”, or “People I would pussy punch in a heartbeat” It isn’t often necessary to tell people you hate them, but if such a situation does arise, you might as well do it with a little flair and aplomb. Here are five ways to tell someone you hate them with a little pizzazz.
Grease their gymnastics bar before a competition.
Burn their motherfucking car down.
Send them an insult cake.
Take them to dinner at Chipotle and then leave them toilet paper-less.
Give them a bag of Starburst, but remove everything but those fucking yellows.[ via ] [ via ]