Coke’ll Eff You Up

Written by Bryce

True story, my friends. Aside from the powdery white stuff, cola apparently is just as evil (if not moreso since it’s so readily available to every man, woman, and child).

According to the UK’s Telegraph, “Chronic consumption of the drink can cause a condition called hypokalaemia, in which levels of potassium in the blood fall, in some patients. Symptoms can range from mild weakness and constipation to paralysis.

Researchers said that family doctors should look out for muscle problems in people who drink large amounts of cola, after finding that patients who drank between two and 10 litres a day developed the condition”

Writing in the International Journal of Clinical Practice, researchers from the University of Ioannina in Greece detail cases of the condition, including a pregnant women who was drinking between three and seven litres of the soft drink a day.

So, you heard it here… stop getting rum & coke when you’re at shitty bars.  Obviously drinking rum straight up is much healthier.  Cheers!

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber


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