Classic Children’s Books Get a Hilarious Update

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Written by Gary

Classic book parodies.

It’s about time these classic children’s books from the 80s got an awesome update.

classic book parodies

When I was young, my mom had a milk crate full of books she affectionately called ‘the library’ and encouraged all 4 of her little ones to make use. This was especially funny because we basically lived in a hovel, but I can’t tell you how many days I spent hiding in her closet with a flashlight (too easy), reading my little toddler tootsies off.

I never actually read Sweet Valley High or The Hardy Boys, but pretty much all books back then were the same, right? I mean, I was a young gay child (yes, even then I was all rainbows and wondering when David Hasselhoff would make his way to Florida’s panhandle), so I at least knew that Sweet Valley High held the majority of life’s secrets. Frankly, it is about damn time someone photoshopped them into something awesome like this.

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Hopefully these book titles give you a little nostalgia, or a good laugh. At the very least, I think we should sign a petition to bring these books to life.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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