Cheaters Never Win (On Facebook)

Written by Emily

Ahh Facebook.  The best place to go to air out your dirty laundry and apologies.  Rodney O’Neil McKnight decided his Facebook status was the best place to say “Hey baby, so sorry I fucked some rando on our couch, please forgive me.”  By the looks of it, I don’t think that’s going to happen.  Go Allyson!  Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Rodney, I enjoy your excuse.  Must be really tough to be  a famous singer/dancer/douchebag and want to be “cool” and cheat. You really made me feel compassion for you, but not really.  Learn your lesson and don’t post it all over Facebook or girls like me that side with girls like Allyson will be right here to blow up your spot.

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a native New Yorker with an enormous brain that's on a never-ending quest for high style, men with accents, and any place with a disco ball. Fastest way to her heart is a guy that loves sushi and knows the difference between "there," "their," and "they're."

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