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Accessories Every Girl Needs: A Swiss Army Knife iPhone Case

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Written by Gary

Every modern woman needs a Swiss Army Knife iPhone case, especially those with lesbian tendencies.

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In this day and age, women shouldn’t have to rely on men for anything except sex. Even then, dildos are a pretty good substitute. Some would even say dildos are better than men, because they don’t fart in their sleep. This Swiss Army Knife iPhone case has everything a modern girl on the go needs to fix any problems that arise. Accosted by a homeless man with rape in his eyes? Shank him with the blade feature! Need to unscrew the battery case on the bottom of your “back massager”? The screwdriver attachment will work swimmingly.

This iPhone case has every tool you could ever need for all of life’s little problems, all packed conveniently into a slim case that fits in your purse.

Just don’t try and take it on a plane, unless you enjoy a full body cavity search by an aggressive female TSA employee with sticky rubber gloves.


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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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