5 Legitimately Useful Unicorn Accessories

Unfortunately, when it comes to unicorn accessories, there is a lot of fluff out there in the world. God, I can’t believe I just typed that sentence. If you think about it as a serious unicorn enthusiast though, it’s true. Who really needs a headband with a crocheted unicorn horn attached, or a t-shirt that says:”Unicorns are stupid- said nobody ever” which is actually a direct contradiction?

practical unicorn accessories

If you are going on a magical, drunken adventure, you should use a magical, drunken Screwnicorn bottle opener.

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If you, like me, are a more practical kind of girl, you expect more from your unicorn accessories, so I scoured the Internet on my hands and tits to find legitimately useful unicorn accessories for the reasonable gay guy within us all.

You’re welcome.

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Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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