Your Naked Pics: Not Sexy

When a friend of mine in Washington D.C. sent me this picture, I was in VERY public place and gasped audibly.  I can’t help but wonder what makes men think that akward, naked photos (even if they are staged nicely) will entice women to be interested in stroking their manhood?  I, for one, have no interest in men that partake in the following:

  • chinstrap beards
  • leaving their cleaning products in the shower at all times (back left), even if they are eco-friendly
  • strategic bubble placement
  • high-res digital photography whilst bathing


Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber