Breakfast Ring [$21.17 bouf.com]
Wakey, wakey, it’s time for eggs and bakey! Okay, so I’ve been thinking about this for a while, and I can’t decide if this ring promotes obesity or anorexia (or if its designer used to be fat and is now a health freak). On the one hand, I don’t know anyone who is actually going to rock a breakfast platter ring on their finger other than a chunky girl…c’mon, let’s be real. But on the other hand, since you can’t actually eat the breakfast, maybe the designer wants you to just put on the ring and pretend like you ate and are really full? Considering the miniature sized portions and relatively healthy options, there’s also the possibility that this ring’s real purpose is to whip fat people into shape. Hmm, just some food for thought.
