Fed up with always having to take a whiff of your infant’s butt just to check for poop? Tired of not knowing when your little tyke took a pee? Fear no more mamas! Now you can simply stick an alarm on your kid’s rear end to alert you when number one or two is going down. Uh yeah, seriously. Attach it to your nugget’s diaper, and as soon as he or she drops d (or pees), a sweet little melody with a blinking LED light will sound the alarm. Whatever you do in the confines of your own home is cool with us, but please for the sake of all us childless folks out there, don’t make your baby wear this out in public. That’s just embarrassing for the lil nug. I mean, come on, how would you like it if strangers knew exactly when you were taking a shit? Terribles, right?
