SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS

Wrap My Ankles… In Sex.

Written by Bryce

I know I’ve covered this countless times, but men love it when you keep your heels on in bed.  After a lengthy discussion with a close straight male friend, I’ve narrowed down some of the best choices you can make.  Obviously your sex-shoe wardrobe has to have a fashion-meets-function component, meaning they have to look great but also need to be realistic.  If you’re gonna spend big bucks on shoes, you wanna wear them in regular life too, right?  Plus, you never know, that’s how you might catch your mate…  just walking along Park Ave in your skankiest heels.

Your sex heels need to have a minimum of 4″ heels.  Any less is considered tame.  If you’ve got great balance, go higher.  The higher the heel, the more fun it’ll be.  Really.  I also recommend wearing a shoe that’s easy for you to balance in.  Imagine yourself in varied positions… can you easily maneuver in the shoes?  That’s key! A shoe with an ankle strap is a great choice as it’ll stay in place no matter how crazy you get.  The last thing you need is to stop him mid-thrust to say “oh wait, the left one keeps sliding off.”

Sooo… here are a few of my favorite little “come ‘n get me, baby” shoes.  When you wear ’em, wear a dress.  You’ll want something you can easily slide out of without having to take the shoes off!

This hot little number usually retails for over $700, and is on sale for about half off at Amazon.com!  It’ll stay put, look cute with any tight dress, and if you don’t already have a boyfriend you will after wearing these once.  Think of these as classy stripper heels!

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I also love this red patent leather Giuseppe Zanotti that’s been marked down to under $600.  Hello, skanky red heel, you make so many dreams come true.

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And this last pair is my fave, for under $400, you can find me all over town in these!  If I had a boyfriend, you’d also find me staying home more often… in these 🙂

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About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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