These cowboy boot sandals are quite possibly the worst shoes in the world.
I have seen a lot of cutesy shoes, and a lot of ugly ones in my day. I can say without a shadow of a doubt though, that these shoes are basically making my eyes bleed.
Created by Scotty Franklin of Springfield, Missouri, these cow-boot-sandal-balls-of-Hell are made using special customizing methods that only he knows. I am assuming that means he has some special deal with the devil to destroy fashion forever, and these cowboy boot sandals are the first wave. Assuming the guy in the photo doesn’t get his hands on a pair of tube socks, it won’t get much worse than this. But honestly, anything is possible, and by 2016 there may even be a bedazzled rhinestone version for his lady counterpart (heaven forbid, but, the judgment here seems questionable enough to begin with).
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I have to go bleach my eyeballs now. Thanks for making the worst shoes in the world, and the world a worse place, Scotty.
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