Sad because you think your sex life blows? Well don’t feel bad because women haven’t been satisfied without a little help for 30,000 years. Scientists believe they have found the oldest sex toy measuring up at 8 and a half inches, but hey, size doesn’t matter right? *cough cough* According to the article, the stone (cold, ouch, speculum flashbacks) phallic penis has “carved rings around one polished end leaving little doubt as to its nature.” I guess it gives a new meaning to the term of it being “rock hard.”
