When You Live Under Power Lines…

Seriously Hostess?! Twinkees, HoHos, Ding Dongs (which all have sexual connotations which I even thought was funny when I was 12) were a staple of most kids’ coming of age. Now the brand has taken it a step too far in the same semi-deliberate direction with GLOBALLS! These “Coconut and Marshmallow covered cakes with creamy filling” are definitely going a little too far. I imagine GLOBALLS to be what happens when you live a little too close to the power lines and the outside definitely tastes nothing like coconut OR marshmallow.


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