What To Wear When You Don’t Want To Talk To Anyone

Let’s face it, some days you just don’t feel like talking to anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Especially not the annoying tourist on the street who keeps hounding you for directions or the pimple-faced barista at Starbucks who wants to flirt it up with you while he prepares your delicious skinny latte. Now, this doesn’t make you a mean person per se; it simply makes you human, and hey, we all have bad days. So how do you avoid an unwelcome run-in with a stranger? Easy. Just sport one (or any combination of) these things, and we swear, no one in their right mind will ever even think about approaching you! Rawwwr.

1. A tote that says, “I Hate Everyone” is a pretty surefire way to ensure that everyone (yep, everyone) stays the eff out of your way, honey boo boo.

Jac Vanek I Hate Everyone Tote, $20

2. I don’t know about you, but the chick rocking the “Choose Death” t-shirt is the last person on earth I’m ever asking for directions! Eeeeek.

Obesity and Speed Choose Death T-shirt, $50

3. Just style this top with your best betch face, some really gothic makeup and a pair of sky-high Jeffrey Campbells, and people will be scared to look you straight in the eye, much less speak to you.

Wildfox Couture Bite Me Tee, $84

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Born and raised in NC, Liz attended college at NYU before making the move to the City of Angels where she currently resides. She has an uncanny love for all things neon, prefers regular to diet and secretly wishes she were a hipster because it’d be ironic. Follow her on twitter at your own risk: @emitchell456