We Want Your Best Blowjob Tips!

In a recent online chat with one of our writers (Jason), we discovered that we need to give the people more of what they need: Blowjob Advice Straight From Dudes.

So, we ask you to PLEASE leave your best blowjob tips below… the top 5 tips will make it into an upcoming post!

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce’s aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber


  • wornout2010

    Bryce, I think we’ll need a video demonstration on this. And that vag strengthening thing, too. Just sayin.

  • superfan13

    Without a doubt, the best beej is when she rubs Icy Hot on my balls, sucks out the nut and snowballs me while giving me a titty twister.

  • TheRealLimolady

    TIP #1 – SHAVE AND/OR TRIM THE WORK AREA!

    If you really want your partner to enjoy licking it, sucking it, rubbing it, then please provide a hairless or finely trimmed and pleasant smelling penis. Nothing is a bigger turn on for this lady then engaging in foreplay with a handsome hunk who has clean shaven (and hopefully big & thick) junk in his trunk. (-;

  • hey limo lady

    you are the most disgusting person I’ve ever commented alongside…

    z

  • Danielle

    Something tells me Zac has a small, hairy, smelly penis.

    Eek. 😐

  • Danielle

    its not big, but its beautiful. and it works wonders darling. also, i smell like rose water and lavender on alternating days,

    Z

  • wornout2010

    – Be spontaneous. Go surprise him with it just because you want to. Put on something tight and sexy or whatever he enjoys and just unzip his pants and enjoy.

    – Do it as though you like it. Don’t just tighten your lips and bob up and down mechanically. Keep your lips firm, but loose and bend your neck a little as you go up and down in a nice rhythm. You may pause to lick or kiss his member to catch your breath or to prevent him from finishing too soon.

    – Do not break rhythm during completion! Changing your method or freezing up because you caught a squirt in the back of your throat can severely affect the pleasure of his orgasm.

    – If you’re not willing to swallow or receive it in your mouth, at least offer SOMEPLACE for him to finish. Nothing is more anti-climatic than being aimed into a tissue or pointed it away so you don’t get anything “icky” anywhere. Boobs, cleavage, face or even just letting go wherever it naturally ends up are usually acceptable options. Acting like you’re scared or grossed out by it is a big turn-off.

    – Keep a hand on his scrotum or slight firm grip with your index and thumb around the base of the shaft adds to the pleasure. Pulling down lightly to tighten the skin will allow for nice lip/skin friction. Very nice.

    – Licking and sucking on his balls are good, but don’t suck too hard or squeeze them! Testicles ride a fine line between pain and pleasure. Sensitive fellas they are.

    – The best advice, is to invite a friend of yours to help. Seriously, I’m not kidding. 🙂

  • TheRealLimolady

    \hey limo lady you are the most disgusting person I’ve ever commented alongside…\ z

    Hey Jobless and Useless,

    1) I don’t really care what your opinion is of me.
    2) If you don’t fall under the handsome hunk and/or big and thick man category, please see #1.
    3) Hold up! I checked out your website and saw your picture. Definitely please see #1.
    4) Your aspiration is to build an internet business counseling people on How to Post on Social Media? If your comment to me above is any indication of your marketing skills, well, I hear Target and Walmart are hiring store front greeters.
    5) Are you gay? Have you ever given anyone a blow job? If you answered NO to either of those questions, then you couldn’t possibly know what I am talking about in my original post and in answer to Bryce’s quest for tips.

    PS – Did you know that Lavender is primarily used to induce sleep? Please, stick to what you know and stop coming off like an amateur. Thank you.

  • Brewswayne

    Hara-kiri is the ancient samurai tradition of “falling on one’s sword”. This gives the samurai a noble death, rather than death by the enemy.

    So ladies, fall on the sword; don’t make the man feel compelled to push your head down or thrust himself into you.

    Impale yourself on that shit.

    Fin.

  • I usually wrap my hand around the shaft and do a twisty up and down motion (it’s all in the wrist) while sucking and also simultaneously playing with the balls and grundle/taint/runway (this should be done by using your middle finger to lightly stroke the area, and very gently). Also stopping to twirl my tongue around the head and underneath the head where the head meets the shaft or kissing gets a lot of response as well.

  • MikeOxbig

    So first off, goddessjsf, you could have just become my new favorite person. I need your phone #…Stat

    Those of you who are Entourage fans, Ari Gold sums it up well.

    Ari: It’s like the time you got your first blowjob. You remember that ? I do! 9th grade. Beth Meraposa. Had a mouth like a Dyson Vacuum, you know, never lost suction.