Want some beaver between your buns?
In the event that the regular American grass-fed beef burger is simply too mundane for your sophisticated and adventurous palate, have no fear. The beaver burger is here. The Twisted Root Burger Co in Dallas is serving up a real, half pound patty of authentic beaver meat between a couple scrumptious buns (really, they offer pretzel buns and sesame seed buns… what could be bad?).
A beaver burger will set you back about $12 (a small price to pay for a genuine beaver-in-mouth experience, I suppose), and you can top ‘er off with a homemade custard shake and fried green beans. Cheers!