New product transforms your cat’s anus into a shining jewel.
Cat assholes are one my least favorite things in the world. If I had to pinpoint the main reason I dislike cats, its because they always sidle up to you, arch their backs, and stick their assholes in your face like the thirstiest bottom at 2 AM on Grindr.
Thankfully, I am not alone in this because a company called Twinkle Tush has invented a product that covers your cats poop chute with a sparkling rhinestone jewel.
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I don’t know about you, but waking up to find a feline’s brown eye staring me in the face is pretty much my worst nightmare, so I will be buying one of these for every one of my cat owner friends, of which there is one.
Twinkle Tush is making the world a better place one cat rectum at a time. I commend them.
Also, just so you know, when I googled ‘twinkle tush’ a photo of Chris Colfer was one of the first images that appeared. That can’t possibly be a coincidence.
