Zach Morris is calling. He’s so excited. He’s so excited. He’s so. He’s so…scared.
I am not sure if this is factually correct, but lets just say for all intents and purposes that everyone in the entire world owns an iPhone at this point. With that many individuals glued to their technological devices, it isn’t surprising that there would be a lot of options out there when it comes to customization. I have rounded up some of the strangest/useless/over-wrought iPhone cases that the internet has to offer. Feel free to purchase any of these, but don’t be surprised when the novelty runs out after 5 minutes and you are left with a phone that doesn’t even fit in a fucking Birkin.
This scratch and sniff case is perfect for waif-thin models during fashion week.
The lonely old cat lady iPhone case for those craving human contact.
Even Playboy Bunnies don’t have space in their purses for Peter Cottontail, here.
This case is aptly named: “Marie Antoinette’s embossed vagina.”
Too funny, our cell phone accessorie vendor was here today and he’s got some beauties. He also had a few with ears – LOL.