Top Five Totally Inappropriate Halloween CostumesBy Gary • Oct 2nd, 2013 • Category: Parenting, SHINFO
Halloween is steadily approaching. For girls, this means it is time to come up with the skankiest costume you can find, and then hope it isn’t so cold that your vagina freezes over. For gays, this means it is time to come up with the skankiest costume you can find, and then hope it isn’t so cold that your penis inverts into your body.
I believe the proper name for this costume is “Aunt Flo”.
To get your creative juices flowing, I thought I would find the top five most inappropriate Halloween costumes on the Internet. Just to clarify, I love a good inappropriate “anything” but these costumes are in poor taste. And I know poor taste, it’s the only kind of taste I have.
Gary is Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, photographer, and web designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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