What can we say, some girls got it and other girls don’t! If you want to make sure no one ever thinks you have any fashion chops at all, it’s simple: start following these 5 rules.
1. Break out your Juicy Couture velour sweatsuit whenever possible. We’re talking casual lunches, blind dates, parties. Shoot, wear it with heels even. Um, HOT.
2. Make sure every article of clothing you own (accessories too!) has a big fat logo on it for the world to see. Because you like, totally know your brands and stuff.
3. Take your style inspiration from Ke$ha and transform yourself into a slutty field of flowers.
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4. Let all your vajiggle jaggle hang out in public with a stunning outfit like this:
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5. Mix things up with massive hula hoop earrings. Go big or go home, right!?
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Ways to be a fashionista: fat shame 6 year old girls.