The Top 2 Reasons to Never Drink Hypnotiq

1) You’ll lose your job as a caterer.

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2) You’ll lose your status as “respectable female.”

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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber