Thou shalt not swallow on the first date.
Thou shalt not check your lover’s text messages.
Thou shalt not talk about your ex too much.
Thou shalt not move in together before you know each other’s last names.
Thou shalt not stalk each other on Facebook.
Thou shalt not ask for any of your lover’s passwords.
Thou shalt not go to bed angry.
Thou shalt not strike your lover, unless you are f*cking.
Thou shalt not use the bathroom with the door open. Ever.
Thou shalt wash thine genitals before every sexual encounter. Period.
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