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The Real Housewives of Crap

By • Aug 24th, 2010 • Category: CELEBS

This morning while I was enjoying my nice cup of tea, I turned on the TV to watch the morning news. What I happened to see made me barf, shudder, made my dog cry, and the neighbor came over to make sure I was ok. I wasn’t. Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey was on WPIX “singing” her new club single. It scares me to think that she is even IN a club when someone should really just club her. Also, whats up with the dancers? Really Danielle? REALLY?! The icing on the cake is that the other chick, Lori Michaels, is her rumored lover. Fabulous.

This is NOT appropriate for the morning nor any time of day. Have you no decency? Self respect? Friends or family to tell you that you have NO business being in show business?! If you get more than a minute in, you are a better (?!) person than me. Watch below if you haven’t consumed anything in the past hour or are just trying to test your threshold.

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