BEAUTY Hair

The Perfect Blowout Tutorial.

Written by Bryce

Lately, and I think it’s inspired by all the Jersey Shore madness and probably by my own non-stop attacks on Long Island, we’ve been getting a lot of emails from guys saying things like “hey, how do they even get their hair like that anyway? It’s kind of impressive, actually.”  And although I hate to admit it, the hair is impressive.  It takes dedication and skill.  And you can’t just be any old schmuck to master it, you need to be one with a budget for superior hair products and the luxury of time because it takes close to half an hour to perfect this look.

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People, it doesn’t get much clearer than all this.  If you want the perfect blowout at home, you just need a few simple products (as recommended by Pauly D.), about 25 minutes, and a complete willingness to inhale toxic chemicals in large amounts.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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