I used to have a dog. She was a tiny shih tzu-yorkie named Buckley (yes, I know I was basically branding her a lesbian with that name), and her favorite thing to do was bark at much bigger dogs to provoke them. One time she even got in a fight with a dalmation en route to Fire Island. She lost, but that isn’t the point. Even though she was a tiny dog, she wasn’t that cuddly, which is proof-positive to me that many times, bigger dogs are a lot more loving. I think this is because big dogs (much like big men) have nothing to prove. #AmIRight?
To prove my point, here are the nine biggest dogs on the Internet that could kill you with one bite, but won’t because they are too busy snuggling up with your crotch.
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