Remember that one homoerotic short story every 6th grade teacher in America made their class read? It was about two men hunting each other or something of that nature? Well, that. That + Tumblr.
“I seek hearty gents who fancy themselves sportsmen and bored of the usual game. I am a new breed of prey with thick pelt and smooth hide. I’m faster than a wild turkey, smart as any GODDAMN wild boar and willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for the monetary health of my family.
If I am trapped and killed you stand to earn the RESPECT of your fellow hunters, a PRIZE HUMAN MOUNT for your wall and ALL INCOME from any organ harvest. For this I ask the reasonable sum of $10,000 US DOLLARS per hunter/per round.
I will be armed only with my wits and the clothes on my back (naked is + $2,000 US/ per hunter per round).
A round is a days (24 hrs) hunt. Now, IF a hunter falls in one of his OWN booby traps or fires at another hunter they are IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED and I WIN the $$.
I will not attempt self-defense. I will only seek to evade capture. In the event of my demise ALL payment will default to my family.
Property is remote & secure. ATV friendly, smokehouse and grill ON SITE.
Contact me at email@example.com”