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The Infinite Loop of Fertilization

Written by Bryce

Life is confusing.  If you’re like most pregnant women, you’ve probably wondered “hey, if my fetus is a girl and someone shoots their load into me unprotected… can my baby get pregnant?”  Well, yes, and it’s called “The Infinite Loop” and it’s more normal than you think.  Yahoo wouldn’t lie.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

38 Comments

  • You can not get pregnant with oral sex or anal sex. If there is a chance of getting into a loop of some kind why take the risk. Good Catholic girls have known this for years.

  • First off: Martin: You didn’t pay attention in sex ed, did you? Women can still get pregnant(though the chances drop a bit) if they have anal sex instead of regular sex. Sperm are like fish. They swim where it’s wet. And they can live in the body for 5 days, or so they taught us in high school. So long as they can fertilize the egg in that time, women can still become pregnant, even if they have anal sex.

    Second off: Simply frikkin hilarious. I love this question, but I love the answer even more.

  • omg, i cannot believe that this pathetic excuse of a human being is adding to the worlds population….our future is f**ked!!! IQ down the toilet syndrome!!!! She needs a shot of intelligence STAT!!!

  • Alexis: you’re an idiot. Women cannot get pregnant from anal sex. The anal and vaginal cavities are part of completely separate systems. Yes, sperm can live for up to three days in the body, and yes they swim where it’s wet, but they don’t walk through walls!

    second: I agree with Sara. If you have to ask that question, just get it aborted.

  • Maybe Alexis means that there is a chance of semen dribbling if it’s messy anal sex. In which case there would be a possibility of getting pregnant. Just like theres a slight chance even if you have no sex, but the guy ejaculates near the vagina.

  • you can only get pregnant thru anal sex if the cum or semen comes out of her ass and crosses the short distance to her vaginal opening and swims inside. which can happen if your not careful. and that question is funny while the answer is freaking hilarious! we should make people take a test before they are allowed to procreate. lol

  • Oh, lord. The worst part about the human population is that Natural Selection has gone right out the window- the idiots in our world continue to survive, and this happens.

  • I was under the impression that a woman could get prego only after she has become an official “woman”… for those of you that don’t know that’s called a period. Plus women can’t sustain a baby if they’re under or over weight… so a baby getting pregnant is just ridiculous….

  • LMFAO Oh my Hell, I believe this person might be in the same family gene pool as the one who wanted to know if a glove could be as effective as a condom if used in place of(in his defense, the nearest store WAS over 20 miles one way:). God, help the next generation, I believe it is a bit too late for this one.

    If you would like to donate to the Taxi Cabs for the Future Halting of Red Neck Births Foundation, please dig deep, looks like it may take more than one ride. Thank You Very Very Much. Donate twice to help in the elimination of the possibility of twins;)

  • This made my day to know no matter how many stupid things I say or do, there is always someone “Stupider”;)JK, more stupid than I:) I am blessed! Anyone up for a game of “Are you smarter than a fetus’ holding cavity”?

  • I think my brain just exploded…
    yup…totally gone. Thanx people.
    You all suck and hope u get hit by a bus

    (to the people that originally posted, not u guys <3)

  • I should mention that the infinite chain of fetuses terminates when the level of resolution becomes comparable to the size of a single water molecule, at which point further impregnations are impossible until the babies all grow a little. At most 16 nested babies can be carried this way.

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