And that’s just science. If you haven’t already seen this gargantuan candy beast, it’s time to meet him:
Party Bear is twenty six pounds of candy flesh, totaling an insane 32,000 calories. If you’re feeling suicidal, eating this bear in under 1 day is a good way to make it happen drug-free and gun-free. If you’re feeling like a party animal, try filling his deep belly with a martini-esque beverage or a jelly beans for a fun fiesta display.
$199 at vat19
