Texts From Last Night, By Your Favorite Disney Princesses

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It doesn’t matter if you are a girl, a gay, or a gay girl, there is at least one Disney princess or character that you relate to (for gay girls, that Disney character is either Princess Mulan, or Pumba from the Lion King).

disney princess texts from last night

All of my gay friends all say that I remind them of Princess Jasmine, but I have always found that racist since the only things we have in common are thick, luxurious hair, brown skin, and a penchant for having sex with broke guys. I consider myself more like Yzma, from the Emperor’s New Groove. Why, you ask? She and I are both rail-thin and have no regard for any other human beings. I also have a trap door installed in my bedroom. Don’t ask. Anyway, to prove just how much we have in common with Disney Princesses, here are some NSFW-ish Texts from Last Night by all of your favorite Disney sluts.

By Gary
Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story. --Instagram: @garyadrianrandall --Twitter: @gadrianrandall