Has it been a while since you’ve been a virgin? It’s all good, girl, no one has to know. Thanks to some geniuses in China, you can slut yourself all over town until you think you’ve met the one… then you can buy a Gigimo, tell him you’re a virgin, and give him the creepiest experience of his life!
What’s a Gigimo? Heck, it’s an “Artificial Virginity Hymen” and it comes complete with a pouch that’s inserted into the vagina before sex and leaks a blood-like liquid when broken from intercourse.
According to the website’s broken English description, “No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime… Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable.”
Well, that seems reasonable enough to me. As far as I’m concerned, for about $30 US, this is the perfect engagement gift for your girlfriends.
ps- apparently it’s good enough that it’s been OUTLAWED in Egypt.
That’s gross… can you get it sans blood?
I would have loved to have tried this but it’s a bit too late.
It’s not too late for me!
I don’t know where you find this stuff Bryce but you do bring a chuckle to my day!