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Taylor Momsen Brings Bitchface to the Kid’s Choice Awards

Written by Steph

Taylor Momsen, inappropriate role model, showed up at the Kid’s Choice Awards looking like Courtney Love in the Broadway adaptation of Rapunzel.

Taylor Momsen, inappropriate role model, showed up at the Kid’s Choice Awards looking like Courtney Love in the Broadway adaptation of Rapunzel.

Momsen, who once said she was “not looking to be Miley f*cking Cyrus,” seemed to have got lost on the way to Lindsay Lohan’s house Saturday night; instead finding herself as a presenter at the Kid’s Choice Awards in Los Angeles – better known as the last place on Earth where she’d be considered an appropriate guest.

Little psycho death bitch J presented cute, kid-like performer Willow Smith to the tweens in the audience, all of whom suffered a bout of night terrors later on that evening. Taylor’s musical counterpart, The Pretty Reckless, stayed home from the esteemed event, but Momsen made sure her bitchface rode shotgun.

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