Posts Tagged ‘wtf’
Canadians: More Special Than Ever
Tweet A lot of people question their femininity and/or masculinity. Questioning your Canadian status is a new one (I think, [...]
A lot of people question their femininity and/or masculinity. Questioning your Canadian status is a new one (I think, unless maybe you live in a border town). This screenshot is dedicated to my friend Margot Grant Witz, honorary Queen of Canada. Related PostsIs Amanda Bynes Faking the Crazy? Top 5 Life-Ruining Easter Bunny Moments Five Obsolete Toys From the 80s and 90s Travel Accessories: The M... More...
By Bryce • Mar 15th, 2013 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT
Fresh Prince Theme Music Gets Police Attention
Tweet Let’s all be clear on something. Fresh Prince was basically one of the best shows of all time (Mr. [...]
Let’s all be clear on something. Fresh Prince was basically one of the best shows of all time (Mr. Belvedere, you too, don’t get jealz), and this newsbit kinda makes me sad. Since when do we live in a country where past-millenium theme songs can’t be played in peace? Le sigh. Related Posts10 Reasons I Love New York I wear his name on my crotch… From a Neanderthal Pursu... More...
By Bryce • Mar 4th, 2013 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, Internet
Hookers think this way, too
Tweet I can’t disagree more with “Jordan.” I don’t charge for any of the following things I consider myself pretty [...]
I can’t disagree more with “Jordan.” I don’t charge for any of the following things I consider myself pretty good at: 1. Sex (that’d make me a hooker) 2. Parenting (my kids never have more than like eleven cents) 3. Searching for new variations of my fave vegetarian Indian dish, saag paneer. 4. Friendship. The year is 2013, and our economy is still basically in the g... More...
By Bryce • Feb 17th, 2013 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT
This is sure to end your relationship
Tweet I’ll be the first to tell you that I spent a good deal of my early 20′s reading trashy [...]
I’ll be the first to tell you that I spent a good deal of my early 20′s reading trashy grocery store mags in search of the kinds of life advice that would improve my non-existent sex life, my skin, and even my attitude. In fact, I read every sex tip I could get my hands on because I figured if I read enough I’d have enough mental know-how to get the job done REALLY well whenever IR... More...
By Bryce • Jan 24th, 2013 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
Preposterous Erections: a book of English towers
Tweet If someone told you to read a book titled Preposterous Erections, you’d probably assume an over-social gay man like [...]
If someone told you to read a book titled Preposterous Erections, you’d probably assume an over-social gay man like Gary wrote it, right? Right. But the truth is, there’s nothing more preposterous about an erection that’s British in nature (if you’ve ever seen one, you’ll agree). In this case, author Peter Ashley guides readers through a discovery of British towers. I mea... More...
By Bryce • Jan 12th, 2013 • Category: Books, ENTERTAINMENT
Facebook Status Leads to Arrest
Tweet Well done, Facebook. Instead of being a resource of relationship strife, this time you got a schmuck off the [...]
Well done, Facebook. Instead of being a resource of relationship strife, this time you got a schmuck off the road. As far as I’m concerned, drunk driving is beyond awful, and bragging about it on social media makes me want to vomit (and not in the drunk way). Jacob Cox-Brown, an 18 year old from Oregon, updated his Facebook status to let the world know he hit a car whilst driving drunk on Ne... More...
By Bryce • Jan 5th, 2013 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT
Here’s how to tell if you’re a psychopath
Tweet In the event that you’ve pondered the possibility of your own brain being severely fermented by psychosis, good news, [...]
In the event that you’ve pondered the possibility of your own brain being severely fermented by psychosis, good news, this chart will help you clear it all up. You see, just because your ex refers to you as a psychopath doesn’t mean you are. According to Kevin Dutton, author of The Wisdom of Psychopaths: What Saints, Spies, and Serial Killers Can Teach Us About Success, these are t... More...
By Bryce • Jan 4th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY
Fat America, Here’s Your Slow Jam
Tweet Obesity amongst kids in NYC is down, according to NY Mag. I’m assuming it’s because New York doesn’t have [...]
Obesity amongst kids in NYC is down, according to NY Mag. I’m assuming it’s because New York doesn’t have any Denny’s locations to speak of- serving such heart-healthy favorites as “mozzerella stick grilled cheese.” I’m assuming banning Denny’s would be high on Bloomberg’s list of things to do immediately after abolishing infant formula and s... More...
By Bryce • Dec 17th, 2012 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL
10 Ways to Know if You’re a Tacky Fashion Failure
Tweet It hit me like a ton of bricks this morning: Pinterest is basically a showcase for girls who think [...]
It hit me like a ton of bricks this morning: Pinterest is basically a showcase for girls who think they’re all up on fashion but are really just perpetuating terrible taste, and what’s worse, terrible values. Let me elaborate by giving ten examples of really common fashion failures by all the girls who think they’re mega hawt. You know what’s really hot? Putting good looks... More...
By Bryce • Aug 9th, 2012 • Category: FASHION, Shoes and Accessories
Husband Daycare Center in NJ
Tweet Husband daycare centers? Sure, they exist… with alcohol, televised sports, and a fair variety of fried foods. One of [...]
Husband daycare centers? Sure, they exist… with alcohol, televised sports, and a fair variety of fried foods. One of our readers spotted this one in Northern New Jersey: husband daycare center in north jersey Special thanks to Laurent for submitting this <3 Related PostsReasons Why You Should Never Marry Someone Who Won’t Jump Off A Cliff With you Happy Hanukkah: Dreidels Aren&... More...
By Bryce • Aug 7th, 2012 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT
