valentine’s day

TheLuxurySpot Exclusive: Colton Dixon on Faith, Love, and Rock n Roll

TheLuxurySpot Exclusive: Colton Dixon on Faith, Love, and Rock n Roll

TweetColton Dixon, the breakout former American Idol rock genre star, dishes on his music, faith, love, and some pretty adorable Valentine’s Day plans. You probably loved the Colton Dixon songs you were treated to on American Idol, and who can blame you– his strong, earthy voice, all-American good looks, and generally warm demeanor helped make him a household name with the show’s... »

Mandatory Prix-Fix Menus Dampen Romance

Mandatory Prix-Fix Menus Dampen Romance

TweetMandatory prix-fix menus and other annoyances were found to significantly dampen the romantic mood of Valentine’s Day, according to survey results. NoWait, the mobile waitlisting app for anti-reservation, casual-dining restaurants, polled more than 150,000 restaurant-goers who want to avoid lines on the popular heartfelt holiday. What they found was that not-surprisingly, lines and forc... »

Worst Valentine Ever: The Gift of Gross

Worst Valentine Ever: The Gift of Gross

TweetMy official Worst Valentine Ever award goes to the San Francisco Zoo for their current gift offerings. By donating $25, patrons of the zoo can adopt a Madagascar hissing cockroach or a giant hairy scorpion in someone else’s name. Sort of perfect for the scorned lover, and I’m betting we can all think of a man or woman who deserves to be the patron saint of a caged cockroach. Your ... »

The Real Uncensored Story of St. Valentine

The Real Uncensored Story of St. Valentine

TweetEveryone always says that Valentine’s Day was made up by the candy companies to push their chocolate agenda. Other people say that Hallmark made it up, in a bid to sell cards that would eventually become as obsolete as Kelly Pickler’s career. The truth however, is that Valentine’s Day is named for a patron saint, aptly named St. Valentine, and the origins of the holiday are a little more sket... »

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How to Be a Single Girl on Valentine’s Day

TweetValentine’s Day is really only a thing because tradition says it is. I read that in Roman times, Valentine’s Day was part of a festival called Lupercalia, where grown-ass men would get buck-naked and beat women with animal hides. I am not sure exactly how this event was bastardized into a day where couples fail to live up to each other’s expectations and single people eat their own weight in ... »

Let him bring the champagne and flowers…

Let him bring the champagne and flowers…

TweetPlanning a lowkey, romantic evening at home with your special guy? Let him bring the champagne and flowers. You just light a candle, slip into something gorgeous, and offer up a sweet treat like macarons (they’re gluten free, why not?). READ MORE: Michelle Obama Gowns We Love Lingerie of choice? This Josie by Natori chemise is just as comfortable and sexy as it looks– and, come Sp... »

Link Love: Valentine’s Day Edition

Link Love: Valentine’s Day Edition

Tweet Are you a newlywed? Here’s some Valentine’s Day gift ideas. [Rouge 18] Have trouble getting off that glitter nail polish? [I Have A Degree In This] An easy way to get that just flushed beauty look for Valentine’s Day. [BeautyHigh] Sweating for a ring this Valentine’s Day? Dove has you covered. [StyleIT] Try out the braid from Whit for a nice date on Friday. [A Little ... »

Sex Super Foods: A Valentine’s Day Menu

Sex Super Foods: A Valentine’s Day Menu

TweetThese foods lower your libido, and who wants that?! RED AND WHITE MEATS: They inhibit blood circulation to your powerful V-day tool. They create an odoriferous scent in your underarm section and nether regions.  Want to serve protein?  Pine nuts, eggs, fatty fish and oysters may not be fresh breath welcome mats. However, they are perfectly portioned palate proteins (4 Penis Potent P’s) ... »

6 Alternative Ways To Spend Valentine’s Day In NYC

6 Alternative Ways To Spend Valentine’s Day In NYC

TweetAnother Valentine’s Day, another reminder that I’m single. I’ll admit it. I’m one of those bitter single people that hates when other people are happy. I put myself out there. I’m nice (kind of). It just makes no sense why I’m single. Why Valentine’s Day pitches have crowded my inbox and my coupled friends are making plans, I’ve been coming up w... »

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Match Made in Heaven: Woman With Two Vaginas Marries Man With Two Penises

TweetIn honor of Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought I would spend some time focusing on the great romances of our time. I’m sorry if that headline came off as breaking news, but I really couldn’t think of any other way to say it. Blanche Dumas (ironically, my drag name) was born in the 1800s. She had three legs, four tits, and two vaginas, and made a living as a high class hooker (nicknamed the ... »

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