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The Real Uncensored Story of St. Valentine

TweetEveryone always says that Valentine’s Day was made up by the candy companies to push their chocolate agenda. Other people [...]

Everyone always says that Valentine’s Day was made up by the candy companies to push their chocolate agenda. Other people say that Hallmark made it up, in a bid to sell cards that would eventually become as obsolete as Kelly Pickler’s career. The truth however, is that Valentine’s Day is named for a patron saint, aptly named St. Valentine, and the origins of the holiday are a little more sket... More...


By • Feb 14th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


How to Be a Single Girl on Valentine’s Day

TweetValentine’s Day is really only a thing because tradition says it is. I read that in Roman times, Valentine’s Day [...]

Valentine’s Day is really only a thing because tradition says it is. I read that in Roman times, Valentine’s Day was part of a festival called Lupercalia, where grown-ass men would get buck-naked and beat women with animal hides. I am not sure exactly how this event was bastardized into a day where couples fail to live up to each other’s expectations and single people eat their own weight in c... More...


By • Feb 14th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Let him bring the champagne and flowers…

TweetPlanning a lowkey, romantic evening at home with your special guy? Let him bring the champagne and flowers. You just [...]

Planning a lowkey, romantic evening at home with your special guy? Let him bring the champagne and flowers. You just light a candle, slip into something gorgeous, and offer up a sweet treat like macarons (they’re gluten free, why not?). READ MORE: Michelle Obama Gowns We Love Lingerie of choice? This Josie by Natori chemise is just as comfortable and sexy as it looks– and, come Spring, it&#... More...


By • Feb 13th, 2014 • Category: FASHION, Lingerie


Link Love: Valentine’s Day Edition

Tweet Are you a newlywed? Here’s some Valentine’s Day gift ideas. [Rouge 18] Have trouble getting off that glitter nail [...]

Are you a newlywed? Here’s some Valentine’s Day gift ideas. [Rouge 18] Have trouble getting off that glitter nail polish? [I Have A Degree In This] An easy way to get that just flushed beauty look for Valentine’s Day. [BeautyHigh] Sweating for a ring this Valentine’s Day? Dove has you covered. [StyleIT] Try out the braid from Whit for a nice date on Friday. [A Little Alytude] Be care... More...


By • Feb 12th, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, BEAUTY, Cosmetics, HEALTH, Skin


Sex Super Foods: A Valentine’s Day Menu

TweetThese foods lower your libido, and who wants that?! RED AND WHITE MEATS: They inhibit blood circulation to your powerful [...]

These foods lower your libido, and who wants that?! RED AND WHITE MEATS: They inhibit blood circulation to your powerful V-day tool. They create an odoriferous scent in your underarm section and nether regions.  Want to serve protein?  Pine nuts, eggs, fatty fish and oysters may not be fresh breath welcome mats. However, they are perfectly portioned palate proteins (4 Penis Potent P’s) to i... More...


By • Feb 5th, 2014 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL


6 Alternative Ways To Spend Valentine’s Day In NYC

TweetAnother Valentine’s Day, another reminder that I’m single. I’ll admit it. I’m one of those bitter single people that hates [...]

Another Valentine’s Day, another reminder that I’m single. I’ll admit it. I’m one of those bitter single people that hates when other people are happy. I put myself out there. I’m nice (kind of). It just makes no sense why I’m single. Why Valentine’s Day pitches have crowded my inbox and my coupled friends are making plans, I’ve been coming up with diff... More...


By • Feb 5th, 2014 • Category: Cities, Dining, FOOD AND TRAVEL


Match Made in Heaven: Woman With Two Vaginas Marries Man With Two Penises

TweetIn honor of Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought I would spend some time focusing on the great romances of [...]

In honor of Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought I would spend some time focusing on the great romances of our time. I’m sorry if that headline came off as breaking news, but I really couldn’t think of any other way to say it. Blanche Dumas (ironically, my drag name) was born in the 1800s. She had three legs, four tits, and two vaginas, and made a living as a high class hooker (nicknamed the ... More...


By • Feb 4th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Cupid’s Undie Run: A Valentine’s Day Weekend Underwear Run For Charity

TweetYou can ask anyone who has ever been to my apartment, I am constantly in my underwear. That being said, [...]

You can ask anyone who has ever been to my apartment, I am constantly in my underwear. That being said, wearing your underwear in an elevator building with central heat/air in the Financial District of Manhattan, and running around the streets in the dead of February weather wearing nothing but a thong are two different things entirely. Still, for the right reason I would definitely sport my tighty-whiteys out ... More...


By • Feb 2nd, 2014 • Category: FOOD AND TRAVEL, HEALTH


5 Unconvential Spins on Traditional Valentine’s Day Gifts

TweetValentine’s Day comes and goes every year, and generally we all give, get, and return the same stuff. Do we [...]

Valentine’s Day comes and goes every year, and generally we all give, get, and return the same stuff. Do we really need a box of Russel-whatever chocolates or a pair of abstract heart earrings? No. In fact, we’re better off without more stuff that makes us look, feel, and act like every other human on Earth. Without further hesitation, here’s my list of unconventional plays on trad... More...


By • Jan 31st, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT


Beautiful Valentines Under $50

TweetWith Valentine’s Day around the corner, we thought we’d help you find a variety of cutesy ways to say “I [...]

With Valentine’s Day around the corner, we thought we’d help you find a variety of cutesy ways to say “I love you.” Heck, even just an “I’m thinking of you” is pretty great! If you’ve got $50 or less to spend (I mean, not everyone can shower someone with literally 1 million rose petals like this guy), here’s what you’ll want to check out:... More...


By • Jan 17th, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, Cosmetics, Nails, Skin